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This laundry bag features a minimalist design on a muted greenish-gray background. A lime green stick figure stands next to bold lime green text that reads “Tall, Dark & Fictional,” with the words “My Perfect Man” printed vertically along the side. Rows of lime-green dots border the top and bottom of the bag. The bag includes a durable canvas carrying strap and a drawstring enclosure for secure, easy transport. This is the large version.
This laundry bag features a minimalist design on a muted greenish-gray background. A lime green stick figure stands next to bold lime green text that reads “Tall, Dark & Fictional,” with the words “My Perfect Man” printed vertically along the side. Rows of lime-green dots border the top and bottom of the bag. The bag includes a durable canvas carrying strap and a drawstring enclosure for secure, easy transport. This is the large version. It is in front of a cart for sizing context.
This laundry bag features a minimalist design on a muted greenish-gray background. A lime green stick figure stands next to bold lime green text that reads “Tall, Dark & Fictional,” with the words “My Perfect Man” printed vertically along the side. Rows of lime-green dots border the top and bottom of the bag. The bag includes a durable canvas carrying strap and a drawstring enclosure for secure, easy transport. This is the small version.
This laundry bag features a minimalist design on a muted greenish-gray background. A lime green stick figure stands next to bold lime green text that reads “Tall, Dark & Fictional,” with the words “My Perfect Man” printed vertically along the side. Rows of lime-green dots border the top and bottom of the bag. The bag includes a durable canvas carrying strap and a drawstring enclosure for secure, easy transport. This is the small version. It is in front of a cart for sizing context.
This laundry bag features a minimalist design on a muted greenish-gray background. A lime green stick figure stands next to bold lime green text that reads “Tall, Dark & Fictional,” with the words “My Perfect Man” printed vertically along the side. Rows of lime-green dots border the top and bottom of the bag. The bag includes a durable canvas carrying strap and a drawstring enclosure for secure, easy transport. This is the large version.
This laundry bag features a minimalist design on a muted greenish-gray background. A lime green stick figure stands next to bold lime green text that reads “Tall, Dark & Fictional,” with the words “My Perfect Man” printed vertically along the side. Rows of lime-green dots border the top and bottom of the bag. The bag includes a durable canvas carrying strap and a drawstring enclosure for secure, easy transport. This is the large version. It is in front of a cart for sizing context.
This laundry bag features a minimalist design on a muted greenish-gray background. A lime green stick figure stands next to bold lime green text that reads “Tall, Dark & Fictional,” with the words “My Perfect Man” printed vertically along the side. Rows of lime-green dots border the top and bottom of the bag. The bag includes a durable canvas carrying strap and a drawstring enclosure for secure, easy transport. This is the small version.
This laundry bag features a minimalist design on a muted greenish-gray background. A lime green stick figure stands next to bold lime green text that reads “Tall, Dark & Fictional,” with the words “My Perfect Man” printed vertically along the side. Rows of lime-green dots border the top and bottom of the bag. The bag includes a durable canvas carrying strap and a drawstring enclosure for secure, easy transport. This is the small version. It is in front of a cart for sizing context.

The Perfect Man - Otherwise Known As A Book Boyfriend – Cute Laundry Bag for Romance Fans (Free U.S. Shipping)(Free U.S. Shipping)

For years, women have been dreaming of the perfect man.

Sadly, this elusive and rarest of species is typically only found within the pages of favorite romance books.

Often tall, always handsome. Generally mysterious, yet irresistibly charming. 

This bag is meant for romance readers who know their soulmate was written by a woman with deadlines and a dream.

Too good to be true; he is entirely fictional – but your laundry isn't.

Laundry just got a lot less disappointing.

Bag Details:

  • Choose size: 18"×29" or  28"×36"
  • Durable 100% Spun Polyester
  • Woven shoulder strap for easy carry
  • Drawstrings keep clothes in
  • Two-sided print
  • Machine washable
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$34.99
$34.99
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Size: 18" × 29"

Sku: 33614746232826769123

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